Starbucks Reneges on Free Iced Grande!

Them sonsa' beetches - I want my FREE Iced Frappashitootyfruity Coffee Dammit! Whens I gettin' mine LORD! When!!

Free Starbucks Iced Grande Coupon

They can keep that gawd awful over priced swill. Basically, they threw out an email with an image based printable coupon (hehe I love 'em) but it was only meant for a certain region of the country.

But guess what? The internet is region-less, and bing bang boom badda bing, everyone got a hold of these images and now every Starbucks will feel the awful wrath of a pissed off consumer. Hehehee thank gawd I don't work for them, at least not this week anyway.

Jokety-Joke-Haha: Saying The Right Thing While Drunk

Tim wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.

Tim looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!" So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Tim asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door." Confused, Tim asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, Lady leave me alone! I'm married!"

Breakfast - $10.00 Self-induced hangover - $100.00 Broken furniture - $2,000.00

Saying The Right Thing While Drunk - PRICELESS

Your Favorite Celebrities: UNDER ARREST!

Without the aid of fancy lighting, makeup, and wardrobe, these little works of mug shot art--taken with Instamatic, Polaroid, and digital cameras at law enforcement agencies nationwide--are perhaps the most candid photos of celebrities (and other public figures) that you’ll see.

The Smoking Gun: Arresting Images

100 Reasons Why It's Great To Be A Male

1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.
3. You know stuff about tanks.
4. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
5. Monday Night Football.
6. You don't have to monitor your friends sex lives.
7. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
8. You can open all your own jars.
9. Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight.
10. Dry cleaners and haircutter's don't rob you blind.
11. When clicking through the channel, you don't have to stall on every shot of someone crying.
12. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
13. All your orgasms are real.
14. A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex.
15. Guys in hockey masks don't attack you-except during hockey games.
16. You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.
17. You understand why Stripes is funny.
18. You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
19. Your last name stays put.
20. You can leave a hotel bed unmade.
21. When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates you.
22. You can kill your own food.
23. The garage is all yours.
24. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
25. You see the humor in Terms of Endearment.
26. Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
27. You never have to clean the toilet.
28. You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
29. Sex means never worrying about your reputation.
30. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
31. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be you friend.
32. Your underwear is $10 for a three pack.
33. The National College Cheerleading Championship.
34. None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry.
35. You don't have to shave below your neck.
36. You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night.
37. If you're 34 and single nobody notices.
38. You can write your name in the snow.
39. You can get into a nontrivial pissing contest.
40. Everything on your face stays its original color.
41. Chocolate is just another snack.
42. You can be president.
43. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.
44. Flowers fix everything.
45. You never have to worry about other people's feelings.
46. You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours.
47. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
48. Three pair of shoes are more than enough.
49. You can eat a banana in a hardware store.
50. You can say anything and not worry about what people think.
51. Foreplay is optional.
52. Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe.
53. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room.
54. You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
55. You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming by.
56. You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.
57. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
58. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
59. You can watch a game in silence with your buddy for hours without even thinking (He must be mad at me)
60. The world is your urinal.
61. You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover is about to leave you.
62. You get to jump up and slap stuff.
63. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
64. One mood, all the time.
65. You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.
66. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too skeevy.
67. You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.
68. You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing.
69. Same work....more pay.
70. Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
71. You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.
72. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
73. You don't care if someone is talking about you behind your back.
74. With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory.
75. You don't mooch off others' desserts.
76. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
77. The remote is yours and yours alone.
78. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
79. ESPN's sports center.
80. You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.
81. Bachelor parties whomp ass over bridal showers.
    
82. You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.
83. You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
84. You needn't pretend you're "freshening up" to go to the bathroom.
85. If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell your friends you've changed.
86. Someday you'll be a dirty old man.
87. You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "F*#k it!"
88. If an other guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies.
89. Princess Di's death was almost just another obituary.
90. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
91. You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you're not in the mood.
92. You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny.
93. If something mechanical didn't work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room.
94. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
95. Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind.
96. You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries.
97. Not liking a person does not eliminate having great sex with them.
98. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So... notice anything different?"
99. Baywatch
100. There is always a game on somewhere.

So much truth in such a small space ... me thinks a tear is imminent.

No Excuse for Not Reading Books

Stay stupid, stay ignant, go no where - well, that's just plain dumb.

Get edumacated ya' dumb ass bastids! Now you don't have no excuse not to read cuz them pritty lil' books is FREE!

Google Book Search

We Want 110% From You!

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

Imagine If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Were represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then we can conclude that:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But!

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass-kissing that will put you over the top!

Eh, nice work ethic. Pucker up and press your lips to your boss' arse. Maybe swing 'm around and give 110%, maybe you'll get a raise you whore! I know yer boss will get a raise. hahaha.

Top This!? Lego Aircraft Carrier!

Check out this Aircraft carrier made entirely of Legos!

Where Exactly is The Internet?

Most people new to the Internet experience might think that the Internet is a single place or building where they get the "Internet" from. This mindset is most prevalent (IMO) when you are talking to an AOLer (if you are in IT, you know what I mean.) Well, in some ways they are correct. You see, the internet is a huge network, comprised of computers that provide web, data,voice and whatever to clients (you.) But there are massive buildings that house these web sites, pages, data, applications, etc. this video will show you one such place and what it takes to keep some crap like MySpace open 24/7.

See where the Internet lives

FDA Approves Sale of Morning After Pill - Skin Missiles Launch Emminent

FDA approves sale of 'morning-after' pill

10 .. 9 .. 8 .. 7 .. 6 .. well, you get the idea ...

Pluto Stripped of Planet Status

It's Official: Pluto Stripped of Planet Status

So how does this affect Astologers? Hmmm ...

Nigerian Scammers Get Punk'd

So what is scambaiting? Well, put simply, you enter into a dialogue with scammers, simply to waste their precious time and resources. Whilst you are doing this, you will be helping to keep the scammers away from real potential victims and screwing around with the minds of deserving thieves.

It doesn't matter if you are new to this sport or a hardened veteran; if you are wasting the time of a scammer, or frustrating them in any way well that's good enough for us, and we would welcome you to join with our now very large community.

Although this site concentrates mainly on the Nigerian 419 scam, we are happy to deal with other types of scams if and when the opportunity arises. We also have a large team of experts dedicated to the removal and closure of fake scammer banks and sites.

Even if you are a newcomer, much fun can be had and at the same time you will be doing a public service. If you are new to this game and need to know what scambaiting is all about, please click on the 419 FAQ link at the top of the page. See also Baiting Tips for information on getting started on this great cyber-sport!

Crappy Dynamo Flashlights

Read this guy's bloggerpost about a 99 cent burn, that yes, I have also been burned by. I too love 99 cent stores and some of the stuff is crap but ya' know, alot of the stuff usable, and other stuff is basically retail store merchandise that just didn't sell well at higher price points, BUT in the dollar stores it sells like hotcakes. Damn, I actually bought about a dozen of those confarnit recharging flash-ama-thingys. Oh well, could have been worse, I might have paid more for them and at least I got some pretty bright LEDs for something to be determined at a later date.

Anyone remember "I'd buy that for a dollar!"

Those Sonsa' Bitches are at it again!

A new telephony-based version of “phishing” dubbed “vishing” has evolved from traditional Web-based phishing scams. The new technique has been used by criminals to collect details from credit cards, including the three-digit CVV security code, expiration date and account number. “Vishing” scams usually begin when the criminal gets a cheap and easily available VoIP number and then configures an automated dialing system to call people. When the call is answered, an automated recording alerts the person that his or her credit card has been compromised and the consumer should call a phone number immediately to correct the problem. The phone number is often a toll-free number with a spoofed caller ID of a legitimate financial company.

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Ok Boys Get Yer Viagra Ready

Time to launch some skin missiles me thinks ...

After years of dragging its feet, the FDA says there is now a good chance it will approve the morning-after contraceptive pill as an OTC drug for adult women. Read more ...

Waitress Catches Bitch That Stole Her Identity!

A bar waitress checking to see if a customer was legally old enough to drink looked down to see a familiar photo.

It was her own!

The odds of this waitress recovering her own license defy calculation, police Capt. Guy Turner said Monday.