Saturday, February 24, 2007

Alien Shark Captured!

Scientists have captured an alien shark (or fish) that had escaped from a government laboratory on January 5th. "Thank God we got this character back! On his native planet, he was a trouble-maker, eating children and small animals whole!" Don't feel sorry for this "dumb animal", one scientist remarked. He knows what he is doing, he is intelligent and very dangerous. Japanese shrimp boat Captain denies trying to cut the fish into sushi sized pieces.

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