Brian Peppers - The Next All Your Base?
Can an odd looking sex offender from Ohio be the next big thing in internet phenomena?
Peppers was sentenced to 30 days in jail with 5 years probation thereafter in 1998 for the crime of "Gross Sexual Imposition"[3]. Gross Sexual Imposition is defined as[4] unwilling sexual contact with one who is not one's spouse.
It was said on a YTMND that he was sentenced for allegedly groping a nurse, but he was really just trying to get her attention. Whether this letter is completely true or not is yet to be known, but many people believe it to be true.
Now this is kinda' ridiculous, why is this guy being called a sex offender at all? That nurse must be a full-out twit to think he could even go through the motions of trying to sexually offend her pimply ugly fat ass. Isn't he like all wheelchair bound? It makes perfect sense that he was trying to get the nurse's attention by pulling at her skirt, he's so close to the floor, duh!
Clear the Pepper! Clear the Pepper!
Take this poor soul off the sexual offenders list! He doesn't deserve it, it probably kills him to be on this list, and then on top of all that, he has to deal with the way he looks on a daily basis. How well would you fare with his appearance? I know I wouldn't fare well at all.
However, I find the Photoshopped images kinda' amusing. Brian, if you are reading this, don't be insulted by the altered images, think of it like a Friars Club Roast. If you get pranked on, it's a sign of respect. Although you didn't ask to be so popular on the internet, I think you should just go with the flow because there probably isn't a way to stop this sort of thing.
I think Brian could make a mint if he opened a cafepress store and sold autographed merchandise using the Photoshopped images. I mean afterall, it is obviously him, so no copyright infringements there. His appearance is shocking, but he is unique, and that could mean cashola. Brian go for it! I'll be waiting for a Pepper Mug before I drink my next cup of java! Here's my fave ...
For those that don't know what the "All Your Base" reference is about, well here is a link to one of the most popular internet meme ever. Don't worry if you don't get it at first, however I do suggest some further reading at Engrish.Com if you can't grasp the All Your Base craze.
However, I find the Photoshopped images kinda' amusing. Brian, if you are reading this, don't be insulted by the altered images, think of it like a Friars Club Roast. If you get pranked on, it's a sign of respect. Although you didn't ask to be so popular on the internet, I think you should just go with the flow because there probably isn't a way to stop this sort of thing.
I think Brian could make a mint if he opened a cafepress store and sold autographed merchandise using the Photoshopped images. I mean afterall, it is obviously him, so no copyright infringements there. His appearance is shocking, but he is unique, and that could mean cashola. Brian go for it! I'll be waiting for a Pepper Mug before I drink my next cup of java! Here's my fave ...
For those that don't know what the "All Your Base" reference is about, well here is a link to one of the most popular internet meme ever. Don't worry if you don't get it at first, however I do suggest some further reading at Engrish.Com if you can't grasp the All Your Base craze.
All Your Base Are Belong To Us!
Click here to see Brian and All Your Base Fight it out @ GoogleFight!
Click here to see Brian and All Your Base Fight it out @ GoogleFight!
posted by Baby Punk @ 1:45 AM
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